Monday, November 18, 2013

Role Reversal: Hubs Has Left the Building

My current job requires that I travel 4 days a week, every week, to broad and exciting places like Birmingham, AL for a client.  But also NYC.  (I've only been doing it for a year and a half... hypothetically there will be more snazzy stops.)

At first, being on the road was a difficult idea to grasp.  Hubs was not a hubs yet, we were busy putting in offers on houses while I was interviewing for the job and he was busy trying to come up with a "rest of our lives together" speech.  So there was a lot going on and bouncing out of the house for a week at a time was just kind of an "add it to the list" item of things I had to learn to adjust to.  The real adjustment was likely what was going on at home though.

When I did eventually land the job and start my Monday treks to the land of Birm and Ham, Patrick was left with a brand new house and a needy puppy who was used to lunch time walks and someone at home at 5:30pm.  We were used to living in separate apartments and all of a sudden had a huge responsibility of cleaning, yard work, and making a brand new house a home.  New houses don't come with TP roll holders, or towel rods, or blinds... there was a lot to do and I only had weekends to help out.  So P had to learn to become Mr. Mom.  Getting off work earlier than he would have liked to attend to our puppy, the Monster.  Trash on Tuesdays.  Mail every day, not once a month.  There were quite a few blow outs where I would return from AL late on Thurs night and walk in to find straight chaos of a bachelor pad going on with mail scattered all over and dishes coming out of the sink.  It took a lot of convincing that when I got home for my 3 precious days, I didn't want to spend them cleaning up after the manimals when I already had baseboards to wash and bedrooms to paint, not to mention my DVR'd Revenge to catch up on and boxes of wine to consume.  



But we eventually figured out a routine and that was fantastic.

This latest client has been different in that I've been able to work from Atlanta for the past few weeks.  No hotels.  Still the late nights, but with my own bed afterwards.  I get to cook.  I get to clean throughout the week instead of in a burst of cuss words and frustration on a hungover Sunday morning.  There are groceries in the fridge and now it's me that has to eat the leftovers.  This, too, was a weird thing to get used to.  I have a strict hotel-life-routine where my travel kit has all my essentials and I have my set things I do before bed and my workouts in the morning.  Being at home meant bedtimes were erratic, I'd forget to wash my face, I could putter around in the morning playing with the Monster or doing laundry.  It's taken a month for me to get back into a "normal" non-travel routine.  Which is now also fantastic.

This week, though, Hubs has stolen my routine.  

He left this early morning for the airport to go to OH through Thursday.  I coached him on hotel points, gave him packing tips and sent him on his merry way with a solid "get the eff out now or airport security will be your final resting place."  I have no idea what to do with myself this week.  I think I've been in this house for max one night by myself.  The Monster and I have the world at our fingertips.  I have a moderately fresh box of wine, and a silly-full DVR.  I've pitched a slumber party idea chock full of holiday dramas like Love Actually and Elf.  I should be packing and cleaning the house.  I should be writing thank yous and addressing Xmas cards.  

BUT.  
I'm thinking it's finally my turn to be a house bum for the week.  
PJs, Uggs, dirty dishes and unhealthy dinners, here I come.
Maybe even a bath!  I even have a bubble bath playlist, which has never been used for it's intended purpose!  Sike.  Too cold for bath time.  The impending frigidity that means removing oneself from the bath is not worth the effort it takes to get in in the first place.  Kind of like eating asparagus.  The risk is not worth the reward.



Insert clever gif images.

How do people find those?  Is there a gif catalog out there that pairs a fantastically clever, widely known 3 second bit of knee-slapping hilarity for every thought, or are the people posting those the same ones who know all those awesome movie one-liners that seamlessly fit into conversation and make the crowd go wild.  I have neither of these skills.  Here is an ecard instead.



Update: I just did recon.  No gif catalog discovered, but I did land a sweet Revenge clip. 
A whole new world of possibilities has shown itself to me.  Prepare yourselves.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Cooking Class: Tuscany Style

Patrick's parents gave us a class at the local Cook's Warehouse for Christmas last year and in between my traveling, life and the pursuit of happiness, we had totally forgotten to take advantage of the fun idea!

So last week we finally signed up and got to attend a really great class called "Fall into Tuscany."  Our chef-teacher was fantastic and has spent half of each of the last bunches of years in Tuscany, taking tours of people through the countryside learning about the cuisine and culture.  I die.  I will scrub potatoes whine about it for years if it means I could live that kind of lifestyle.

The class itself was kind of fun, kind of juvenile.  I think everyone out there can follow a recipe that involves zesting a lemon and reducing wine and mushrooms, so it was pretty basic, but we still had a good time, and a great meal.  

We made a four course meal consisting of some goat cheese & walnut bruschetta, four mushroom linguini, salad bisteca and ricotta pie.  It was definitely a different kind of date and pretty fantastic for a week day meal!



Goat cheese + cream cheese, with chives and walnuts and lemon zest.  Yum!


Ricotta pie.  Definitely had some consistency issues with this bad boy.

Hubs is a master mixer!

Friday, November 15, 2013

Friday 5: Random Shit from My iPhone

At P's cousin's gorgeous wedding in MI this summer

Showing off my wedding prezzie Kate Spade bud vases while our house was being shown.

Our new pad in Cinci!  That's the Red's stadium at the far end (or Bengals... oops)
Inneresting how they took this without any snow/ sleet and the sun is up...

Artsy coffee in Richmond at Lamplighter.

Waiter looking for a good tip.  Well earned.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Mom in Town!

My madre popped by for a visit this weekend on her way back from SC and handed off some goodies and things for us to store for a bit.  She lives all the way on the other side of the country, in Vegas, so this was definitely a treat!

It was really great to see her, obviously, but the best was going through boxes of pictures and things she brought for us to store.

Favorite shoes!

Mom made us lots of cute little outfits, including this cowboy set!
Lots of matchy-matchy going on between Ben and I.  Pretty precious.
Goes without saying that those seamstress skills skipped a generation...
My brother and my super cool Nike kicks
  
Ok.... I tried to upload this 7 times, including flipping it upside down on my computer... won't go right side.
This is my fav, so we'll just pretend these pics are us doing headstands.
That's my mom on the right in a little dance recital number, which she saved - and that's me on the right rockin' it 30 years later to some Michael Jackson (complete w/ black shoes and socks).

Me and the Moms!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

The "Lifestyle": Are You In It?

I read an article was watching Kathy Lee & Hoda and they were discussing the many ways to indicate to your neighbors/ creepers/ public audience that you are, in fact, of "the lifestyle" variety.  You may be wondering what "the lifestyle" entails.

Swinging, my friends.  And not the playground kind.  

Apparently having a lifestyle, or living any kind of life that may incorporate the word style afterwards opens you up to plethora exciting opportunities - all of which include more than one other person in the bedroom.  Some of the things they were saying made total sense, like having white rocks around your mailbox.  Others I just shook my head at, like an ankle bracelet.  Unless you are Lindsay Lohan (is that still a relevant reference?  I'm so old.) or escaping from someplace, lifestyle bandwagon or not, that ain't a good idea kiddies.

Which brings me to my point.  Apparently that article late-morning-weekday-PJ-fest so ingrained this idea in my head that I found myself snickering at these poor saps in my neighborhood who likely just wanted to celebrate UGA with a silly couple of plastic flamingos.  Suckerssss that is totally one of the signs!  


But maybe they knew that... maybe they are living it up in a freedom kinda lifestyle!  

Maybe they're gypsies too!  Like The Riches!
I'm the only one I know who watched half this season...  I thought it was good!
Oh the crazy things I thought about after that on my little dog walk.  I mean, who really knows their neighbors??  What if I'm the only bland, blase, lifestyle-less person on my block?  Here I am, minding my own business with my fancy terrier and there is a whole street of crazy happening all around me!  

Regardless, take a look at these and then check out your ankle and your mailbox - apparently the next time the UPS man rings your bell he may be ... so many package jokes that I can't bring myself to write.  Sorry Grandma.


1.  Put a pineapple upside down in your shopping cart
2.  Wear an anklet on your right ankle, or a thumb ring or a toe ring
3.  Switch your wedding ring to the right hand
4.  Put white stones in your landscaping in your front lawn
5.  Get a yin-yang tattoo

Turns out I may have made up the flamingo sign.  Either that or I've been paying way too much attention to my neighbors lawns, hoping for a swinger I can judge.

I found this gem while hunting down the "lifestyle signs"

Tymber... please enlighten us regarding your swinging friends!  
And please tell me rasta-unicorn hairstyles are one of them.