Talking about hair people. Minds out of gutters.
I have had one interesting haircut, ever, in my life. I decided to make the chop when I was 17ish and I went in with the thoughts of Sweet Home Alabama and Reese's adorable flippity-outtie short hair a la:
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| A sophisticated Southern snip, you say? At 16, that's totally what I needed. |
and ended up like this:
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| Which was actually pretty cute! I'm the whitey on the left. The only things matching in this ultra diverse line-up are our ridiculous dresses. |
then it turned into this:
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| What the... Clearly the haircut is to blame for the hoops, choker and lazy eye. How I can have such a fat face at the ripe weight of 80lbs back then is beyond me. |
So here is my mission today:
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| Girl on the right. To bang. |
Reese makes another appearance... clearly because we are so much alike...
And yes,that is Ashlee Simpson. My idol.
(Jokinggggg, but that is a sweet heart faux-tat on her cheek. Kind of like the street-cred tear tat you get for murdering someone, but in a cute, Care Bears kind of way!)
